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reality is for people what can't handle Drugs.
SEX IS LIKE BRIDGE; IF YOU DON'T HAVE A GOOD PARTNER,
YOU'D BETTER HAVE A GOOD HAND.
Here's to America, land of the push;
Where a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
But if in the bush a fair maiden should stand,
Then a push in the bush is worth two in the hand.
The sex life of the camel
Is not as dull as one thinks
For in moments of animal passion,
He makes crude attempts at the Sphinx.
But the Sphinx's posterior passage
Is clogged with the sands of the Nile,
Which accounts for the hump on the camel,
And the Sphinx's inscrutable smile.
A social glass and a social lass go very well together,
But a social lass with a social ass I deem a damn sight better.
So here's to the glass and the lass and the ass,
May the meet in all kinds of weather -
We'll drink of the glass and feel of the ass
And make the lass feel better.
She offered her honor,
He honored her offer,
and all night long,
He was on her and off her....
Cher Doesn't like Sunny's bono'o.
What is the simularity between a female virgin and a hemofeliac?
-One prick and It's all over!!
What did the gum say to the tennis shoe??
I'm stuck to you!!!!
She gets stiff when they sniff, but the dogs think it's terriff....
Q: Why don't guys from Minnesota like girls from
same going out with guys from Wisconsin?
A: Have you ever seen a gopher hole when a
badger gets throught with it?
what is the definition of insignificant?
runnning into a brick wall with an erection and breaking your nose!
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