From: Gene Hansen []
Sent: Tuesday, March 05, 2002 10:52 PM
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Subject: Fw: The Train Ride
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To: Billy & Teddy Ray ; ; ; Sue Chambers ; ; Lindy Hannes ; Gene Hansen ; Barb Kalinski ; Don & Joan Milkie ; George Organ ; ; Don Pappenfuss ; Liz Ratcliff ; Sue Ruedinger
Sent: Tuesday, March 05, 2002 4:54 PM
Subject: The Train Ride


Train Ride

In a train carriage there was Bill Clinton, George Bush, Janet Reno and Bo
Derek. After several minutes of the trip, the train passes through a dark
tunnel and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard.

When they leave the tunnel, Clinton has a big red slap mark on his cheek.

(1) Bo Derek thought - "That sleaze ball Clinton wanted to touch me and by
mistake, he must have put his hand on Janet Reno, who in turn must have
slapped his face."

(2) Janet Reno thought - "That dirty Bill Clinton laid his hands on Bo Derek
and she smacked him."

(3) Bill Clinton thought - "George put his hand on Bo Derek and by mistake
she slapped me."

(4) George Bush thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack
Clinton again."