From: Gene Hansen
Sent: Tuesday, March 05, 2002 10:52
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Subject: Fw: The Train Ride
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Sent: Tuesday, March 05, 2002 4:54 PM
Subject: The Train Ride
Subject: Fw: THE TRAIN RIDE
In a train carriage there was Bill Clinton, George Bush,
Janet Reno and Bo
Derek. After several minutes of the trip, the train passes
through a dark
tunnel and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard.
When they leave the tunnel, Clinton has a big red slap mark
on his cheek.
(1) Bo Derek thought - "That sleaze ball Clinton wanted to
touch me and by
mistake, he must have put his hand on Janet Reno, who in
turn must have
slapped his face."
(2) Janet Reno thought - "That dirty
Bill Clinton laid his hands on Bo Derek
and she smacked him."
(3) Bill Clinton thought - "George put his hand on Bo Derek
and by mistake
she slapped me."
(4) George Bush thought - "I hope
there's another tunnel soon so I can smack